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    • Sell Your Soul For a Cookie

    Great meet­ing tonight!

    In honor of Inter­na­tional Blas­phemy Day, were going to be out­side between the Stu­dent Union Build­ing and the Library on Cam­pus, sell­ing cook­ies in exchange of one’s soul. All a passerby must do is sign a sim­ple con­tract, stat­ing we have own­er­ship of their soul; they will then receive a cookie of their choice.

    So, don’t for­get to stop by to trade your soul for a cookie and bring your friends!

    Posted By drew_ayling

    7 Responses to “Sell Your Soul For a Cookie”

    1. Justin Yost says:
      September 29, 2009 at 11:59 pm

      We got a nice men­tion today at Friendly­Athe­ist: http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/09/29/i-sold-my-soul-for-a-cookie/

    2. Franklin says:
      September 30, 2009 at 1:21 am

      Hey, I’m Franklin, pres­i­dent of Athe­ists, Agnos­tics, and Free­thinkers, the athe­ist group at the Uni­ver­sity of Illi­nois. Just to give you a heads up we’re totally steal­ing your idea because it’s awe­some. Thanks!

    3. Korinthian says:
      September 30, 2009 at 5:34 am

      Good think­ing. I have bought a few souls before, just as an insur­ance should the devil be real and will­ing to do a lit­tle bartering.

    4. TXatheist says:
      September 30, 2009 at 5:44 am

      Glad to hear about SSA out in Lub­bock. TXathe­ist in Austin

    5. Justin Yost says:
      September 30, 2009 at 8:18 am

      Thanks so much for all your responses, go ahead and steal the idea at will.

    6. Maximilien says:
      September 30, 2009 at 2:12 pm

      Can I sell my thetan too or is this a purely soul based trans­ac­tion? Because hon­estly, how am I gonna sing the blues with­out soul? I mean I’m not using my thetan for any­thing. I got up to OT IV and THAT audit was so bogus that I just gave up on ever try­ing to reach the super­power processes.

      I’m hun­ngry.

    7. Jessica Sideways says:
      September 30, 2009 at 3:55 pm

      Darn it! This is one of those rare times I wish I were in Texas. Or had a soul. But then again, a cookie would not be com­pen­sa­tion enough for being in Texas. ;-P

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