Sell Your Soul For a Cookie
2009 September 28
Great meeting tonight!
In honor of International Blasphemy Day, were going to be outside between the Student Union Building and the Library on Campus, selling cookies in exchange of one’s soul. All a passerby must do is sign a simple contract, stating we have ownership of their soul; they will then receive a cookie of their choice.
So, don’t forget to stop by to trade your soul for a cookie and bring your friends!
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We got a nice mention today at FriendlyAtheist: http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/09/29/i-sold-my-soul-for-a-cookie/
Hey, I’m Franklin, president of Atheists, Agnostics, and Freethinkers, the atheist group at the University of Illinois. Just to give you a heads up we’re totally stealing your idea because it’s awesome. Thanks!
Good thinking. I have bought a few souls before, just as an insurance should the devil be real and willing to do a little bartering.
Glad to hear about SSA out in Lubbock. TXatheist in Austin
Thanks so much for all your responses, go ahead and steal the idea at will.
Can I sell my thetan too or is this a purely soul based transaction? Because honestly, how am I gonna sing the blues without soul? I mean I’m not using my thetan for anything. I got up to OT IV and THAT audit was so bogus that I just gave up on ever trying to reach the superpower processes.
I’m hunngry.
Darn it! This is one of those rare times I wish I were in Texas. Or had a soul. But then again, a cookie would not be compensation enough for being in Texas. ;-P