Sell Your Soul For a Cookie

Great meet­ing tonight!

In honor of Inter­na­tional Blas­phemy Day, were going to be out­side between the Stu­dent Union Build­ing and the Library on Cam­pus, sell­ing cook­ies in exchange of one’s soul. All a passerby must do is sign a sim­ple con­tract, stat­ing we have own­er­ship of their soul; they will then receive a cookie of their choice.

So, don’t for­get to stop by to trade your soul for a cookie and bring your friends!

7 thoughts on “Sell Your Soul For a Cookie

  1. Hey, I’m Franklin, pres­i­dent of Athe­ists, Agnos­tics, and Free­thinkers, the athe­ist group at the Uni­ver­sity of Illi­nois. Just to give you a heads up we’re totally steal­ing your idea because it’s awe­some. Thanks!

  2. Good think­ing. I have bought a few souls before, just as an insur­ance should the devil be real and will­ing to do a lit­tle bartering.

  3. Can I sell my thetan too or is this a purely soul based trans­ac­tion? Because hon­estly, how am I gonna sing the blues with­out soul? I mean I’m not using my thetan for any­thing. I got up to OT IV and THAT audit was so bogus that I just gave up on ever try­ing to reach the super­power processes.

    I’m hun­ngry.

  4. Darn it! This is one of those rare times I wish I were in Texas. Or had a soul. But then again, a cookie would not be com­pen­sa­tion enough for being in Texas. ;-P

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